I think I am morally bankrupt
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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