I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
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There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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