Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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