This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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