just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
My dick has a subreddit
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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