ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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