I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Randomize
