It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Randomize
