ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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