rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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