i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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