The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
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well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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