i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Blood and glitter go together right?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
