do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
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Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
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I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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