We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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