benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
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I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
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Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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