new low.... made out with someone while peeing
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
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You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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