I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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