I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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