Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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