ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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