"it" just moved
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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