The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
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Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
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So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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