i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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