Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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