if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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