Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
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