My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
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So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
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Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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