I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
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I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
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I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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