yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
the condom got lost in my hair
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Randomize
