left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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