I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
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I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
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Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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