But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
