Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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