Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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