they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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