I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
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I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
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I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
We had sex on a dog bed..
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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