he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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