No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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