hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
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Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
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Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
i think im in europe. pls send help
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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