I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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