wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
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The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
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I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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