He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
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Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
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it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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