SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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