How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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