She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
honey bunches of taint.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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