I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
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