4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
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SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
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Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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