i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
