Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
