He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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