Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
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professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
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I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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