Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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