You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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