after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
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the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
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I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
send nudes
from the living room?
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