All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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